Reese: Ok, so if we assume that CG is making us a potion (because that's, like, what all the witches and wizards do), then it has to taste like something, right?
Reese: Yeah. Everything I've put in my mouth tastes like something, so that makes sense.
Reese: Ok, then what would it taste like?
Reese: Huh. Hm. Do you think it would just taste like water?
Reese: No that's stupid why would it taste like water it's magic and helps not-quite-cure the Starfall.
Reese: Ok, geez, you don't have to go all Kenik on me.
Reese: Yeah, well, blehhhhhh. I don't know. Anyway, do you think it'll taste like stew?
Reese: Ohhhh maybe. But like, magic stew.
Reese: Oooh. Magic stew.
Reese: What if it tastes like juice?
Reese: Why juice?
Reese: Because stew is ordinary and plain but juice is special and we don't have it very often which means it's more magical. I mean, obviously juice isn't magic but if we had a magic drink it would probably taste more sweet than stew-y.
Reese: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, ok, that makes sense.
Reese: Wait, it tastes like juice? Like grape juice?
Reese: What? No that doesn't make any sense, grapes grow in bunches and there's only one potion.
Reese: But what if there were a bunch of people who needed the potion?
Reese: Then maybe it would taste like grapes. But THIS potion will NOT taste like grapes. Or wine. (Do those taste the same?)
Reese: (I don't know. I mean, it would make sense right?)
Reese: Ok well what about... Oh! Maybe peach! Or lemon!
Reese: (Yeah but doesn't mom say wine isn't sweet and we would actually think it's really gross?)
Reese: Peach or lemon? That makes sense, actually. The horizon stars definitely taste like peaches and the stars straight up obviously are lemon-y tasting.
Reese: (Yeah, well, bluh. That doesn't make sense.)
Reese: Ok but why would the Starfall potion that's supposed to make the Starfall not so bad taste like stars? Wouldn't it taste like the opposite of stars?
Reese: (Yeah, well, ur mom and also this is getting confusing let's just talk about one thing now.)
Reese: But if it tastes like the opposite of stars, and stars are sweet, then wouldn't that mean it tastes stew-y?
Reese: Oh. Oops.
Reese: Are we even sure CG is gonna give us a potion?
Reese: No, but it's funny to think he will and that it will taste like grapes.
Reese: Or, wait, if it tasted like lemons mom would go all ewwwwww when she drank it and her face would pucker up hehe.
Reese: But then she would drink it and it would be like OMG I CAN DO ANYTHING NOW.
Reese: THE STARFALL MEANS NOTHING TO ME ANYMORE I AM UNSTOPP-
Selice: Reese?!
